Extreme User Experience

This is a joke, not a post or opinion.

The page/interface below has everything it needs including a link to hook you up. Except the most basic : 

What are they talking about? What do they call paper?? Dictionary definition? A4?

It fascinates me how much people, time and people's time "Internet Companies" are spending today on this subject.

What everyone talks about is "Product" and "User Experience". Which apparently even became a career.

I could go on for hours on how much attention has been given to this area, but it is a pretty good joke that after all, It did it : defeated the purpose of itself.

If I'm Homer Simpson, "Paper" is sold to me -- it has everything to convince me that it's exactly what I need, except one thing - I have no idea of what it is.